: BingoBoingo: plz note, there's at least 1 formatting typo
: sorry about the hasty editing, but item is quite fresh and afaik not 'scooped' yet anywhere.
: asciilifeform: There might be the potential for something lulzy there, but this is looking fairly mundane to me.
: Yes it's an insane situation, but can you rewrite the copy to hit particular points of wrongdoing? Don't worry about urls, I've got text extracted from the pdfs.